I am a necklace made for the sole purpose of welcoming guests to Hawaii. In a way, you could even argue that I’m a slave, built for the sole entertainment of tourists. The tourist today in particular came from California.
Because he wore me around all day I witnessed many obscene and indecent things, most notably:
1) yawns and sighs from his apparent jet lag even though it was only a 6 hour flight. What a grandma.
2) the boring check in process of a hotel. I also saw a baby poop in his hotel room. What the flip flops.
3) dinner. While his family had fishy food he had a burger. What a traditionalist.
4) pictures. Looks like his family is comprised of many camera whores.
5) a scenic sunset at the beach. I could see the joy in his eyes as he watched it set – another day of his life alone. At least he has me by his side.
I feel quite used though because he probably won’t remember me for the rest of his stay here in Hawaii.
