Today, I foolishly decided to partake in the worst competition in human history.
We agreed that the loser out of us five would get a tattoo of the winners’ choices. Having never gotten a tattoo before, I knew I had to win. The competition entailed a variety of different challenges, which include the following:
- Water in mouths without laughing: Easy breezy. I placed fourth.
- Drinking our own urine: Gross, but we all did it successfully.
- Getting shot by a BB Gun: The Gun stopped working after two shots were fired towards the direction of my back (but failed).
- Licking dust off a TV: Easy.
- Taking shots, spinning around 3 times, and racing. Easy.
- Licking peanut butter off other people’s armpits: Gross, but super simple.
- Mouse trap on ears/tongue/toe/finger: I opted for the ears option, and it hurt like a….
- Waxing leg hair: Easy.
- Flicking people’s foreheads with finger: I could do this all day (with peopel flicking my head).
- Brushing teeth with toilet water: Gross, but also easy.
- Funnelling Vinegar into our noses: This really burned the inside of our noses.
- Ate dog food: I placed third in this challenge because I instantly vomited within 5 minutes of attempting the challenge.
- Watching videos without laughing. Pretty easy not to laugh.
- Ate a spoonful of cinnamon: It was easier than I thought it would be.
- Ate a full lemon (with skin): EASY. I finished in like 3 minutes before anybody else.
- Ate a piece of Carolina Reapers (hottest peppers): It was way too hot, but I’m glad we only ate a piece, and not the entire pepper. That would be way too much.
In the end, I won, when all I really needed was to place at least fourth place. Did I really win if I had to do all of those things though? No.
