Day 196: It All Ends

 


July 15th, 2011
Today I opened my bleary eyes to the sound of my annoying alarm, hit snooze a couple times, and eventually made my way to the shower. Got to EHS, did absolutely nothing, then went to my second job at Think Together. I got there early and decided to go to Jack in the Box for breakfast, but that didn’t make me feel any better.

I went to work where I was mortified that the kids were playing flip cup, a notorious college binge drinking game that causes death, at lunch. What was even more disturbing was the fact that this activity was put on as a part of a ‘Kids to College’ program. Sad, in my day we didn’t learn drinking games in junior high. I let Group 7 play board games, when suddenly, one of my students started to hit on me. I was cleaning up the room when she came up to me and started giggling madly talking to me with a creepish grin on her face. I then played games with group 8, but they were disappointed they couldn’t play water games with the other groups. Well, I didnt make the schedule, so I told them to STFU (in other words of course).

I bused home, made my way to Geetha’s place to apologize and beg for forgiveness. I almost got run over by a car in the process. Emo shit. We had dinner at 5 guys (DELICIOUS), and then Geetha dragged me shopping AGAIN. Two days in a row shopping at Forever 21, where I tried to pick out a dress for her but she hated it. My style sucks.

We bused back to my place so I could change into my cute blue polo. I talked to Lauren for 10 seconds and didn’t really talk to Tyler because he was sleeping after a long day at camp with kids. Geetha and I proceeded to stuff her bag with snacks, and then we went to go see Harry Potter. We had to line up, and I had to pee really badly but the men’s room was closed for cleaning, so me and 3 other guys went to the women’s restroom where we engaged in pleasure activities. I saw Jesus, Kevin, and Adrian.

The movie was good, yet disappointing in some ways. I didn’t think enough detail was giving to the various deaths and fight scenes. AND I’M SO DISAPOINTED THAT SNAPE DIDN’T GET THE GIRL. FUCK JAMES POTTER. I root for the underdog. The flashforward at the end was ridiculous and unecessary, and Geetha thought that Harry’s son looked like Justin Bieber LOL. WHAT A FUNNY AND AMAZING GIRLFRIEND I HAVE. We ended the night laughing about the movie. THE END. DAY 196.

History
During a live television and radio broadcast, President Richard Nixon stuns the nation by announcing that he will visit communist China the following year. The statement marked a dramatic turning point in U.S.-China relations, as well as a major shift in American foreign policy. Nixon was not always so eager to reach out to China. Since the Communists came to power in China in 1949, Nixon had been one of the most vociferous critics of American efforts to establish diplomatic relations with the Chinese. His political reputation was built on being strongly anti-communist, and he was a major figure in the post-World War II Red Scare, during which the U.S. government launched massive investigations into possible communist subversion in America. HRM, a good president.
News
Documents recovered from Osama bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan show that al Qaeda spoke of attacking President Barack Obama and Gen. David Petraeus, a source familiar with the materials recovered from the compound said Friday. The documents refer to an attack that would destroy the aircraft carrying Obama and Petraeus in the region, the source said, referring to the Afghanistan, Pakistan area. The documents also referred in a more general way to a desire by al Qaeda to attack the president and Petraeus, who was will be departing soon as the U.S. military commander in Afghanistan. FEAR MONGERING AT ITS BEST…

P.S.: HARRY POTTER

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