These are the knockoff Disney Princesses.
The knockoff Disney princesses are much smarter than their Disney counterparts.
First, Belle does not get with the man who holds her father captive. She is no victim of Stockholm Syndrome, that’s for sure.
Knockoff Cinderella is able to fight back against her wicked stepsisters by simply running away, rather than having to marry off the rich prince.
The little mermaid would heed her father’s warning and not interlope with another species, instead opting to marry a fish instead. Perhaps Aquaman.
Knockoff Snow White would be smart enough to not to accept an apple from a stranger. Instead, she will rebrand her dwarfs as Oompa Loompas and start her own chocolate factory.
Finally, knockoff Rapunzel would realize how much of a gaslighter her mom was, and instead seek public education instead of the bs homeschooling messages taught to her by an inferior education system. Although, I’m going to assume she goes to the suburbs for a better education.
The best part are none of these knockoff princesses will be tied down by any man. These princesses are nothing compared of course to my princess, Katherine Pham, the fairest of all them.
