Happy 27th birthday to the greatest human being in the universe. Here are 27 reasons why she is amazing.
1. She is nice and compassionate.
2. She has patience in customer service.
3. She is a boba fiend and addict.
4. She can put up with my nonsense.
5. She can eat kaju anytime with me.
6. She binges tv shows like no other.
7. She has a good sense of humor.
8. She is a weeb but not the freaky kind.
9. She is loyal to a fault.
10. She is a Disney fairytale come true.
11. She is better at driving than me.
12. She is #1 in Phil’s bbq visits with John tran.
13. She is not a gold digger.
14. She is not high maintenance.
15. A McDonald’s happy meal still makes her happy.
16. She doesn’t collect designer hand bags.
17. She isn’t like them other girls.
18. She is a master spooner.
19. She is part Italian.
20. She is not full Vietnamese.
21. She can speak mostly fluent Vietnamese.
22. Her hair is long and luscious (she is not butch).
23. She has fiery tattoos.
24. She is a collector of broken hearts.
25. She is a beautiful creature inside and out.
26. She is the goddess of anger.
27. She is a gift sent from the heavens to bless me with her heavenly presence.
