Ronny Hoffman is a former co-worker at Cram Middle School, and a close friend.
John Tran has got to be the funniest awkward Asian weirdo I have met. He has a very outgoing personality where most Asians are very quiet and passive. This dude definitely didn’t come off the boat from Saigon yesterday. I think there is a flaw in his genetic makeup . Since he can’t find a Girlfriend, I will always question his sexuality. He gave an award at school for the darkest student on his soccer team. He is so unpolitical correct it’s actually refreshing . He has bad taste in BBQ and buffets, and he hates ratchets. He gives 2 stars for a 5 star meal because he’s gangster like that. He thinks Switzerland is 2 stars and Garbage Groove is 4 stars. I spent the night at his house, and I got anxiety because I felt like I was being surrounded by Vietcong who wanted to spray agent orange on my white self. He also is islamaphobic and antisemetic, but is also an amazing human being . He loves America and is definitely one who has lived the American dream along with his awesome parents who speak some Ching Chong. He’s a true American Asshole that I would take a bullet for. Love you bro!
