Here’s the number of happy meals I had as a child.
0.
Does this mean I was a sad child? Not necessarily (other than the time I got annihilated by Mexican bullies) but it would have been nice to get the blessings of Ronald Mcdonald’s happy meal (with toy included).
Still, I am grateful for the knock-off happy meals provided by my daddy, namely Jumbo Jacks from Jack in the box. No toy included.
The happy meals came with Pokemon cards, but none of which I particularly care for. Katherine got Pikachu, only because she is the best. I wish I got a Charmander, but I don’t think they are even giving those out.

