This weekend, I got a black eye. Some creep went up to my wife and started harassing her, not seeing that I was right around the corner. As a result, I went up to him and asserted my dominance like the alpha-male I am. As a result, I got a black eye, as you can see on my left side. I don’t have a picture of the victim because he is unfortunately in a coma now.
Anyway, I wish the source of my injury was as cool as that story I just made up. Instead, the reality is quite embarrassing. I used an ab roller machine at my sister-in-law’s place, and fell squarely onto my head when I stretched it out to quickly. And now I have a black eye that will take quite a while to heal.
It’s unfortunate cause all the students were asking me questions about what happened, and all I could say were lies, because the truth was just too embarassing.
