I am the tastiest rack of ribs you will ever eat. Once you take a bite into me, you have will an experience beyond any type of experience on this planet. Greater than the feeling of love, greater than any drug, my tanginess and deliciousness will change your life forever.
Once I was bitten into today, I immediately felt a sense of connection with my consumer. As a result, my psychic abilities allowed me to see what he did in the prior hours before meeting me.
Waking up from his lodging, him and his minions went to Crushed for some much needed brunch and mimosas. They also hung out in a sock store, where they bought a bunch of socks.
They then wasted hours getting sand all over their bodies, some of which got into the digestive system of my consumer. And then of course, some much needed ice cream, which felt great as it rubbed up against me in the stomach.
After I was consumed though at Phil’s BBQ, my life would be changed forever. I felt lots of different types of movement while inside the stomach of this human being, moving from the large intestine into the small intestine. Based on my calculations, this fellow was most likely dancing at a nightclub with his fellow minions.
I was danced all the way out until I flew out the rectum the next morning, ready to transverse the world once more. Hopefully I’ll end up at my destination of Phil’s BBQ again, to be re-consumed by another human. Reduce, reuse, recycle, right?
