My favorite ginger of all time will of course always be Chevonne Miller. She is quite literally, one of a kind. She tried to downplay her personality as a crazy party girl sorostitute, but we all know deep down inside she is one. I tried to get her to find a nice boy in the library to date, but she never listened to me. That’s quite tragic, but I hope she’s doing well with her life, STD-free.
We met at Fairmont Summer Programs and were stationed there together for two consecutive years. It has been a blast making inappropriate comments around her, and getting to know her on an individualized basis.
I tried being her life coach, but I think I’ll just leave coaching to the experts. I’d much rather be her friend for life if she lets me of course.
Thanks for all the random parties we had, including the last awkward one at Micah’s at the end of last summer. Just thinking about that kind of makes me cringe. Anyway, it was nice trolling the kids at work of course, and equally as nice eating food outside of work, whether it be Phil’s BBQ, Ramen, or some Orcas from Sea World.
I hope we’ll continue to interact even though we’re not working at Fairmont Summer Programs together this time around. You will always be the best ginger I will ever know! If I meet a better one, I will personally kill her to make you happy.
Thanks for nothing. Goodbye now, Hanna Baker. #26reasonswhy
