Today I ate and ate some more
Both places were not very good
At least the day wasn’t a bore
And went way better than I thought it would
Somehow my niece’s room is dirty
And is clearly because of her mess
I hope I never turn thirty
Or else I’ll be full of stress
My life has now led to this
Eating chicken strips at Cane’s
I’m not sure if that is bliss
Or rather kind of lame
The next stop was Seven Leaves
And then my nephew’s place
There we played and relieved
And did things at our own pace
And then we celebrated a birthday
Duke, who turned so old
My calzone was full of weigh (t)
And it eventually turned cold
The birthday dessert was the best
And then we saw Beauty and the Beast
In real life Emma Watson can always be my guest
And with her I’ll have a feast
