Kai is my son
And he is now two weeks of age
He likes to poop a ton
Hunger can cause his rage
And yet despite the lack of sleep
Waking up every 3 hours or so
He is forever ours to keep
May he continue to grow and grow
Having a child can recontexualize your life
But also change the meaning of every song
May he be good to me and my wife
And may he never do us no wrong
No idea how we will go back to work
Or how every single future stage of life will be
So Kai, please stop being a jerk
And sleep for 8 hours straight to give us glee
