How to Shine Brighter than a Diamond: Life Lessons from a Bald Man

Colin Yamashita has taught me many things in life. Here are the 10 greatest contributions he has provided me:

  1. Be tough and command respect from your students through a loud voice and a clear presence.
  2. Play good music for others, including songs from roughly 50 years ago.
  3. Eat at as many chain restaurants as you can in your life, including the delicious Golden Corral.
  4. Recommend restaurants to your friends that will have staples in them for some extra iron and protein.
  5. Apply for as many awards and contests as possible, and win the Disney100 contest somehow even though John Tran should have won instead.
  6. If your daughter is dating a boy who is a thug, make sure to get into a speeding contest with him and track him down.
  7. Stay young at heart by continuing to surround yourself with people younger than yourself.
  8. Be a loving and dedicated husband and father.
  9. Send out as many emails as possible at work to keep your co-workers in check and show them who’s boss.
  10. If your girlfriend is cheating on you, book a flight to Hawaii and spy on her on purpose in order to catch her in the act.

In all seriousness, Colin has been a wonderful friend over the years and I’ll always be eternally grateful to him for DJ’ing my wedding.

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