With about a month to go before the wedding, last minute preparations are in place to ensure a smooth and pleasant adventure. Some of the few to do’s left include figuring out flowers (EXPENSIVE AND WASTE OF MONEY!), seating chart arrangement, and last minute decorations.

One goal obvioulsy not directly related is to lose 20 pounds by the wedding. With 17 pounds left to go, I have a feeling this goal will be unachieved by the wedding date. But at least when the wedding is over, I’ll be able to indulge in whatever I want forever. Unlike most people, I definitely plan to eat on my wedding date, and I’ll be extra hungry after a month of starvation, so don’t bother me during dinnertime if you happen to be attending.