Michelle Smith is a co-worker from Rise Kohyang Middle School.
Yay for Math Jokes!
Thanks John, for this awesome opportunity to be a guest on your blog! I love stupid math jokes, and I’m sad I don’t get to share some with my kids this year because they’re either too advanced, politically incorrect, or just dirty. So I decided to share them on John’s blog! Hope you enjoy the nerdiness!

Pick up lines:
I’m like pi baby, I’m really long and I go on forever.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than trigonometry.
How about you come to my place tonight, so I can show you the growth of my natural log
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
