Vroom vroom vroom, I’m an airplane.
I fly people from place to place.
Just a heads up: I hate that movie planes from Pixar. Dumbest thing ever. We don’t act like that.
I also hate that song airplanes by bob. “Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No. No we cannot. Why? If an airplane was a shooting star it would mean it has been shot down by terrorists or lit on fire. Ain’t no terrorists flying on my goddamn watch.
Without any major terrorists attaches or incident, flight vx1122 from Kahului to Los Angeles was a success.
